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About Simpscoin

Before anyone staked, sniped, or soft-rugged, The Simpsons already knew. Hidden in frames ignored by time lies a warning—not of doom, but of destiny. They foresaw a coin born not of purpose, but of pure parody. That coin… was $SIMPSCOIN. This wasn’t drawn; it was summoned. A digital relic awakened not by developers, but by degenerates looking to finally simp for something that actually matters—absolutely nothing.

$SIMPSCOIN isn’t a token. It’s a signal. A glitch in the matrix wrapped in yellow skin and donut dust. It dares you to ask, “What if utility is the real scam?” and answers by doing literally nothing—louder, funnier, and with more memes per second than most chains can handle. Owning it means you’re part of the lore. You’re a believer in the dumbest possible timeline, and you wear that badge with pride.

There is no founder. There is no team. Only the prophecy, the memes, and the sacred law: “No roadmap, just vibes.” This is the endgame of irony. The final boss of memecoins. You didn’t find $SIMPSCOIN. It found you. And now… there’s no going back.

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The Simpsons Prophecy

In season 23, episode 4 of The Simpsons (which may or may not exist), a mysterious coin appears on the TV in the background—right behind Homer as he eats a donut. Some say it was just an animation slip. Others say it was a message from the writers who secretly knew $SIMPSCOIN would one day awaken.

The cult believes this wasn’t coincidence. It was a coded warning. An invitation. A breadcrumb in the yellow trail leading to the most powerful meme coin ever imagined. Not one built on tech. But on chaos. Vibes. And donuts.

After years of memeing in the shadows, the prophecy began to unfold on Bonkchain. $SIMPSCOIN emerged—no roadmap, no devs, no VC funding. Just energy. You can’t explain it. You either feel it, or you’re probably a jeet.

To join the movement, follow the only official Simpscoin community on X. ⚠️ There is NO Telegram. If someone says there is, they're either lying or lost in the multiverse. Protect your wallet. Trust only donuts.

Roadmap (Just Vibes)

  1. 🧹 Phase 1: Launch $SIMPSCOIN. Meme hard. Jeet harder.
  2. 🍩 Phase 2: Begin donut-based economic theory on X. Community laughs, charts pump.
  3. 🎨 Phase 3: Unleash weekly meme drops. Image manipulation becomes a spiritual practice.
  4. 📺 Phase 4: Simpsons community notices. Copium flows from rival tokens.
  5. 📈 Phase 5: Viral tweet causes $SIMPSCOIN to moon. Still no official announcements.
  6. 💥 Phase 6: Partner with absolutely nobody. Decline every offer.
  7. 📦 Phase 7: Launch limited-edition donut wrappers (digital only, non-refundable).
  8. 🗿 Phase 8: Outlive 97% of “real” projects. Continue vibing regardless of market conditions.
  9. 🚀 Phase 9: Hit 100M market cap. Deny it was ever the plan.
  10. 🌐 Phase 10: Become an internet urban legend. Still no utility. Still alive.

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How to Buy $SIMPSCOIN

Getting $SIMPSCOIN is easier than quitting your job and becoming a full-time memer. Here's how:

  1. 🚀 Download a Wallet: Get Phantom or Solflare for Solana.
  2. 💸 Buy SOL: Use Coinbase or another exchange to buy some SOL.
  3. 🔁 Send SOL to Your Wallet: Transfer it from your exchange to Phantom.
  4. 🔍 Go to Dexscreener: Simpscoin Chart
  5. 📲 Buy with Jupiter or Birdeye: Click trade → connect wallet → swap your SOL for $SIMPSCOIN
  6. 🙌 You're in the cult now. Grab a donut and FUD the jeeters.

Simpscoin Contract Address

5x5SWAsiaDxpfGhgXHYSoLvQ3HJhkdQJxqtg1FhFbonk

Always verify the contract. There is no official Telegram. Don’t get rugged, stay based.

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